agony_aunt[0] : politically correct coding

Question I recently went to an interview where the lady asked me to design a payroll application. But after seeing my code, she got angry and called security guard to kick me out. I am now being sued for sexual harassment. I'm sending my code to you. Please tell me, where did I go wrong?

agony_aunt No wonder she threw you out! Your code is politically incorrect! Let me tell you why. Here's a piece of your code:

class Employee
{
    Gender gender;
    String name;
    public Employee(String name, Gender gender)
    {
       this.name = name;
       this.gender = gender;
    }
    ...
}
...
Employee employee = new Employee("Ramya", Gender.Female);

Do you see what you did wrong there? You objectified women! You are such a sexist pig! Women should never be represented by objects. You should do this intead:

int calculateSalary(String name)
{
  if(isMale(name))
  {
      Employee man = getEmployeeByName(name);
      return man.getSalary();
  }
  else
  {
      //be careful not to create an object, not even a structure.
      return getSalaryForFemalePerson(name);
  }
}

The second mistake you did was here:

class Employee
{
   ...
   int getAge()
   {
      return age;
   }
   ...
}

You can't ask a woman her age! Thats rude, and in some countries, it's illegal! This is what you should do:

int getAge(String name)
{
  if(isMale(name))
  {
      Employee man = getEmployeeByName(name);
      return man.getAge();
  }
  else
  {
      throw new SexistException("Male Chauvinist Pig!");
  }
}

Your comparison function is also totally wrong. What it should be doing is:

int compareEmployees(String emp1, String emp2)
{
    if(isMale(emp1) && isFemale(emp2))
       return -1;//men are inferior to women.
    if(isFemale(emp1) && isMale(emp2))
       return +1;//women are superior to men.
    if(isFemale(emp1) && isFemale(emp2))
       //woman with more jewelry wins.
       return getJewelry(emp1) - getJewelry(emp2);
    return 0;//all men are equally stupid.
}

Even though it is a payroll application, you always need to implement these functions:

boolean isFat(String name)
{
  if(isMale(name))
  {
      Employee man = getEmployeeByName(name);
      return man.getWeight() > AVERAGE_WEIGHT;
  }
  else
  {
      return false;
  }
}